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"Fuck you kitty, I won't do what you tell me."
                        -- Ruth Hopping


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* There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and
       found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his
       sleep and found himself divorced.


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"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved,
but I never saw any reason to limit myself." 

Emo Philips.

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"I feel schizophrenic; first he says 'open your mouth,' then he says 'keep 
it closed.'" 

     - Monica Lewinski

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Captain J. A. Hadfield: 
     "This art of resting the mind and the power of dismissing from it
all care and worry is probably one of the secrets of energy in our great men."

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