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I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues
that are in all the other museums.


Denniston's law:
Virtue is its own punishment.


Does God have a navel?
(Florida State University)


Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have
to alter it every six months."

                                                 -- Oscar Wilde


The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.
   -- Salvador Dali


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