Today's quotes [6.23.09]

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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the
premises without restricting the view

Industrious people create industry. 
Lazy people create civilization. 
                            --Hideo Nakamura

"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day.
At my age I have to hold on to something." 

George Burns.

"Right. So nobody can print. Which is a good thing. It's a _good_ thing
 that nobody can print."
                        -- me

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