Today's quotes [6.22.09]
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"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even
considering if there is a man on base."
- Dave Barry
"The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears
comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner."
"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line
up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.
What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"
- Warren Hutcherson
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money,
as well as afterward.
"If elections changed anything they would be illegal"
A Grafitty on a wall in Sofia
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