Today's quotes [6.21.09]

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"Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the 
thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones." 

Mike Barfield.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel
like getting married, they send over a lady in a
housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. 

                                   -- Dick Martin

"Which painting in the National Gallery would I save
if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course."

                                            -- George Bernard Shaw

"What's another word for thesaurus?" 

Steven Wright. 

Men do not quit playing because they grow old;
they grow old because they quit playing.

- Oliver Wendell Holmes

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