Today's quotes [6.20.09]

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"Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than
the Chinese telephone directory." 

Joan Rivers.

"We had gay burglars the other night.
They broke in and rearranged the furniture." 

Robin Williams.

"The big difference between sex for money and
sex for free is that sex for money costs less." 

Brendan Francis.

"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a 
Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English 
cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife." 

James H. Kabbler III.

"My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. 
If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, 
and became Picasso." 

Pablo Picasso.

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