Today's quotes [6.2.09]
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I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, "Scale: 1 mile =
1 mile." I spent last summer folding it. I also have a full-size map of the
world. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6".
A leader is best when people barely know he exists.
The reason many people fail to recognize opportunity is because it comes
disguised as Hard Work. Cleverness carries the day, but Wisdom endures.
"Heaven for climate; Hell for society."
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian !
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