Today's quotes [6.19.09]

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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that
I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

"Procrastinate Now!"

"Luke I am your father... and your brother."

                                        -- A redneck Vader

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' 
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' " 

Charlie Brown. 

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