Today's quotes [6.19.09]
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that
I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
"Luke I am your father... and your brother."
-- A redneck Vader
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?'
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' "
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