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Women have half the money and all the 
Pussy and still are not happy...

Sent by Eric


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"Have you been to a zoo? I mean as a visitor?"

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I've watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I
turn off the set I wipe my finger-prints off the dial.

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Antiques are things one generation buys, the next
generation gets rid off, and the following generation
buys again.

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"Richard Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
     -- Mark Twain

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