Today's quotes [6.17.09]
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"You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible
voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner."
-- Aristophanes --
Well, aren't we just a ray of stinking sunshine?
We put the "k" in "kwality."
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
You're everywhere. You're omnivorous.
-- Homer Simpson, to God
There's No Disgrace Like Home
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