Today's quotes [6.16.09]
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After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And
she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody
"Evertything that I truley love is either immoral, illegal, or
Sent by Moses
If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the
equator...It would be a good idea to just leave them there.
"The best thing about Altzheimers is getting to hide your
own Easter eggs."
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