Today's quotes [6.16.09]

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After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And
she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

                 -Gary Shandling

Lieberman's law:
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody
listens.

"Evertything that I truley love is either immoral, illegal, or 
fattening"

Sent by Moses

If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the 
equator...It would be a good idea to just leave them there. 

"The best thing about Altzheimers is getting to hide your
own Easter eggs."

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