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Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill.
Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it!

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The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other
athletic facilities.



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I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

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   I hear that exercise kills germs.  But how do you get the little
   buggers to exercise?

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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a
man's genitals through his wallet.
                 -Robin Williams

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