Today's quotes [6.14.09]

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The world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. 

    -- Sean O'Casey

Q: Why is Life so strange?

A: Because if we knew what was going on, we wouldn't put up with it.

     - Dr. Nell Hartley 

Government doesn't work. 

     - Harry Browne 

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? 

     - W.C. Fields 

Well, I think we ought to let him hang there.
Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind.

--- John Ehrlichman

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