Today's quotes [6.14.09]
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The world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
-- Sean O'Casey
Q: Why is Life so strange?
A: Because if we knew what was going on, we wouldn't put up with it.
- Dr. Nell Hartley
Government doesn't work.
- Harry Browne
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
- W.C. Fields
Well, I think we ought to let him hang there.
Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind.
--- John Ehrlichman
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