Today's quotes [6.13.09]
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even
bigger man to laugh at that man.
- Jack Handey, Saturday Night Live
During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes
was not putting on your armor because you were "just going
down to the corner."
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature,
volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well
-- Harvard's Law
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of --
but do it in private, and wash your hands afterwards.
- Lazarus Long
Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology.
-- R. S. Barton
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