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I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really
       high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.


In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination
       should automatically disqualify you.


"Yes I have a title, a job, an address, a web page, a pgp sig, even a geek
 code somewhere. If pressed I can probably come up a witty saying that you
 haven't heard before. But nobody really cares..."
                        -- The sig of David Klingler


Life is a shit sandwich & everyday you take another bite.


"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." --
       Jules de Gaultier


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