Today's quotes [6.12.09]
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I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really
high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination
should automatically disqualify you.
"Yes I have a title, a job, an address, a web page, a pgp sig, even a geek
code somewhere. If pressed I can probably come up a witty saying that you
haven't heard before. But nobody really cares..."
-- The sig of David Klingler
Life is a shit sandwich & everyday you take another bite.
"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." --
Jules de Gaultier
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