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"... hush my darling, be still my darling, the lion's on the phone..."
                        -- to the tune of "The lion sleeps tonight",
                                They Might Be Giants, "The Guitar"


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"Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
                        -- Ambrose Bierce


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"I can get to Rome, but I can't get to Elvis..."
                        -- me, in a support call


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Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you
       think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? (1)
       Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising the President.
       (3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. -- David
       Letterman


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"Hmmmmm.  Are domestic abusers _always_ thinking about dairy products?"
                        -- Lt. Wilkes


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