Today's quotes [6.10.09]

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A wedding.  A handshake.  A kiss.  A coronation.  A parade.  A
dance.  A meal.  A graduation.  A Mass.  A ritual is the performance
of an intuition, the rehearsal of a dream, the playing of a game.
        A sacrament is the breaking through of the sacred into the
profane, a ritual is the ceremonial acting out of the profane in oder
to show forth its sacredness.  
        A sacrament is God offering his holiness to men, a ritual is
men raising up the holiness of their humanity to God.
        --Frederick Buechner

"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers
exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will
instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre
and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has
already happened." 

     - Douglas Adams 

"It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one
trifling exception, is composed of others." 

     - John Andrew Holmes

"Technology is a way of organizing the universe so
that man doesn't have to experience it." 

     - Max Frisch 

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                        -- Clueless spam mail at it's worst

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