Today's quotes [6.1.09]

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If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

In the realm of human destiny, the depth of man's questioning is more
important than his answers

                                  --Andre Malraux

"Give me five lines by the best of men,
and I will find something in it to hang him."

                                   -- An anonimous prosecutor

I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...

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