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                    There was a young girl with a pretty-ass,
                    And her habits were neat but invidious.
                            She would wipe with a taper
                            Of scented blue paper,
                    Since she was so very fastidious.


There was a Young Lady, whose chin
Resembled a point of a pin;
So she had it made sharp,
And purchased the harp.
And played several tunes with her chin


                    The Bishop of Solomons diocese
                    Was stricken with elephantiasis,
                            The public beheld
                            His balls as they swelled
                    By paying exorbitant priocese.


A whore grown too old to get laid 
               Turned parfumeuse, finding it paid 
                    To concoct Fleur de Floozie 
                    From the juice of her coosie 
               (Substantial discount to the trade). 


There was a young lady named Nance 
               Who learned about fucking in France, 
                    And when you'd insert it 
                    She'd squeeze till she hurt it, 
               And shove it right back in your pants. 


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