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                    A geneticist living in Delft
                    Scientifically played with himself,
                            And when he was done
                            He labeled it: Son,
                    And filed it away on the shelf.


                    A hermit who had an oasis
                    Thought it the best of all places:
                            He could pray and be calm
                            'Neath a pleasant date-palm,
                    While the lice on his ballocks ran races.


There was a young lady of Dover
Whose passion was such that it drove her
        To cry, when you came,
        "Oh dear!  What a shame!
Well, now we shall have to start over."


The nipples of Sarah Strong,
When excited, are twelve inches long.
This embarrassed her lover
Who was pained to discover
She expected no less of his dong. 


There was a young lassie named Phyllis 
               Was deflowered one night in a Willys. 
                    Before they were through 
                    Her spine was askew, 
               And I very much fear that it still is. 


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