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I started a new job the other day, and while riding the elevator,
noticed a sign which read (THIS IS NOT MADE-UP):

        "If elevator should malfunction or doors not open, 
        don't be alarmed.  Please press the alarm button."

Is it just me, or does anybody else find this outrageously funny?


Heard from a tourbus driver in Washington DC earlier today: 
        Had you heard that Socks the Cat died last night?
        Yeah, he climbed into bed between Bill and Hillary 
        and froze to death.


In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her
husband, and the first time this happens, her mother
must be in the room to witness the act.


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