Today's stories [5.23.09]

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One guy was trying to fix a blocked pipe under the sink.
He disconnected the pipe and put a bucket under the basin to
catch all of the water.  While he was working, he realized 
the bucket was getting full so he took the bucket and emptied
back in the sink again

A friend told me "I can understand why men don't like vasectomies.
My uncle got a vasectomy, and paid for it with MasterCard. He
forgot to pay the bill, and the finance company came over to his
house and knocked up my aunt."

A week after high school I was shipped off to a military college with a no 
contact with home policy. Not a good idea, but my idea. I returned home at 
the end of the quarter to find my mother, father, and the home I grew up 
in were gone. She thought the vacant lot was a great joke. It was. But if 
I ever talk to a therapist, I'm going to mention this.

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