Today's stories [5.20.09]

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A new study says spanking is bad for kids, however, experts are a bit 
suspicious of the findings - the study was written in crayon.

Norreen did a "Self-Judi" when meeting a business partner of
her husband.  She was asked if she came from a large family.
"I said, no, the men are only about six feet tall and pretty thin."

After a long, bumpy flight, our passengers were glad to finally 
land. They disembarked, and the other attendants and I checked 
for items left behind. 

In a seat pocket, I found a bag of home-made cookies with 
a note saying "Much love, Mom." Quickly, I gave the bag to our 
gate agent in hopes it would be reunited with its owner. 

In few minutes, this announcement came over the public-
address system in the concourse:  "Would the passenger who 
lost his cookies on Flight 502, please return to the gate?"

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