Today's stories [5.13.09]

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Recently I answered the phone and it was a sales person
from a long distance company. They asked for my late father
by name.
"I'm sorry," I answered, "but he's dead."
Their reply, "May I leave a number in case the situation
changes?" 

A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter
   and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man
   pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the
   clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and
   fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he
   got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars. [If someone points a gun at you
   and gives you money, was a crime committed?]


  

Di's hairdresser friend caught her husband fooling around with
a customer and promptly kicked him out.  A few days later, 
she received a call from the woman whom her husband had 
been fooling around with.  The woman said, "I know this is a 
difficult situation, but does this mean you won't still cut my 
hair?" 

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