Today's stories [5.13.09]
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Recently I answered the phone and it was a sales person
from a long distance company. They asked for my late father
"I'm sorry," I answered, "but he's dead."
Their reply, "May I leave a number in case the situation
A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter
and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man
pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the
clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and
fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he
got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars. [If someone points a gun at you
and gives you money, was a crime committed?]
Di's hairdresser friend caught her husband fooling around with
a customer and promptly kicked him out. A few days later,
she received a call from the woman whom her husband had
been fooling around with. The woman said, "I know this is a
difficult situation, but does this mean you won't still cut my
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