Today's quotes [5.9.09]
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* "Time's fun when you're having flies." -- Kermit the Frog
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could.
It's like having a little pet for your face.
"Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter"
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything.
Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check.
Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out"
-- Steven Wright
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