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Last words from a general in the
American Civil War:  "Nonsense!  They couldn't hit an elephant at this


   Sign posted in a bathroom:
   We aim to please!
   You aim too! Please!



"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and
butter will be cut right out from under your feet." 

     - Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin 


"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." 

     - Edgar Allan Poe 


Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip.
There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by
the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!" 

     - Rita Rudner


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