Today's quotes [5.5.09]
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Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always point upwards from
the floor-especially in the dark.
I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No
brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.
What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?
-- Irv Kupcinet
The difference between snowman and snowwomen is snow balls.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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