Today's quotes [5.30.09]
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The secret of success is sincerity.
Once you can fake that, you've got it made.
If you can't get your books or receipts to balance out,
here's a useful term vending machine distributors rely
on: "Slug Factor."
- Rich Hall
"Since I brought along two cases of well-joggled wine,
my main problems will be food and sex. Not oddly, they're
the same problems a lot of people have everywhere on Earth."
- Jim Harrison
"I think gods don't smite people anymore because people
of many different religions now live in the same town.
No god wants to accidentally smite the wrong person and
get sued by another god."
- David James
Time's fun when you're having flies.
- Kermit the Frog
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