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Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.


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Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.


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Earn cash in your spare time... blackmail friends.


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Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.


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"Here lies... Walt Whitman.  Aaargh!  Damn you Walt Whitman! 
I... hate... you... Walt...freakin... Whitman, leaves of
grass my ass!" 

Homer Simpson 

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