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Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.


Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.


Earn cash in your spare time... blackmail friends.


Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.


"Here lies... Walt Whitman.  Aaargh!  Damn you Walt Whitman! 
I... hate... you... Walt...freakin... Whitman, leaves of
grass my ass!" 

Homer Simpson 


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