Today's quotes [5.28.09]
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sorry I'd have written something shorter but I didn't have the time
On Clinton: "A man will occasionally step on his dick, but he shouldn't
stand on it"
"From there to here,from here to there, funny things are everywhere."
-- Dr. Seuss
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support Group
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose
around your neck?"
--- Linda Ellerbee
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