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sorry I'd have written something shorter but I didn't have the time


On Clinton: "A man will occasionally step on his dick, but he shouldn't
stand on it"
                                                     --Kris Kristofferson.


"From there to here,from here to there, funny things are everywhere."
                                                                -- Dr. Seuss


To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support Group


"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
   How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose
   around your neck?"
   --- Linda Ellerbee


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