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The English think soap is civilization.

                                   - - - Heinrich von Treitschke


German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone
                                    using a sick bag on a 747.

                                       - - - Willy Rushton


This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use

                                - - - Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)


"The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes
they would not be caught dead in otherwise." 

    - Roger Simon 


"Being in politics is like being a football coach;
you have to be smart enough to understand the
game, and dumb enough to think it's important." 

    - Eugene McCarthy 


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