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"... and 9% of people said that they were a small orange cube of wood, and
 that they fully supported the Government's view on education..."
                        -- Alexei Sayle, "Alexei Sayle's Stuff"


"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
   --- Gilda Radner


"Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward." - William E. Davidsen


"In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried
five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office.
And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their
                             - - - P. J. O’Rourke "Parliament of Whores"


"I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball.
My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis."

     - Dean Martin 


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