Today's quotes [5.25.09]
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.
-- A. Whitney Brown
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a
mistake when you make it again.
-- F. P.Jones
Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
which I disapprove.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
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