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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
   because I hate plants.
   -- A. Whitney Brown


Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a
   mistake when you make it again.
   -- F. P.Jones


Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.


Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
   which I disapprove.
   -- Ashleigh Brilliant


"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
   - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach


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