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I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. -- Groucho


A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this
       to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. --


Hi.  I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
   Ave.  Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.


"Are you seriously asking or are you just being a dick?"
                        -- Dave Arthur to Gerrit Riessen


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
   can't face each other, but still they stay together. -- Hemant Joshi


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