Today's quotes [5.21.09]
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"Ack! I come back from holiday and someone stole my chair, my phone cord, my
general manager, my technical manager _and_ Emma!"
"Sometimes life _does_ imitate morality plays."
-- Elizabeth Zwicky, firstname.lastname@example.org
"I want to touch it because it says don't touch..."
"This song explores a more contemporary version of Jungian psychotherapy
involving high colonics"
-- Maynard James Keenan of Tool, regarding their
"From a real email message:
... hey chickadee Napoleon, thank you for the invasion of Russia, kabring,
kabring. I saw you behind the bike shed with the Happy Sausage singing
praises to the bogey man with the eye dropper nose. Don't try and catch me,
I'm the Happy Prince...
King James I
(This person is no longer an NT admin)"
-- Peter Gutmann
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