Today's quotes [5.20.09]
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled.
"It's true... no man is an island... but if you take a bunch of dead guys and
tie 'em together, they make a pretty good raft."
-- Bug Eyed Earl, Red Meat.
"The following two statements are usually both true:
There's not enough documentation.
There's too much documentation."
-- Larry Wall
"The pom utility displays the current phase of the moon. Useful for
selecting software completion target dates and predicting managerial
-- man 6 pom
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