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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.


The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled.
   -- Plutarch


"It's true... no man is an island... but if you take a bunch of dead guys and
 tie 'em together, they make a pretty good raft."

-- Bug Eyed Earl, Red Meat.


"The following two statements are usually both true:

There's not enough documentation.

There's too much documentation."

-- Larry Wall


"The pom utility displays the current phase of the moon.  Useful for
 selecting software completion target dates and predicting managerial
                        -- man 6 pom


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