Today's quotes [5.2.09]
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- The longer the title, the less important the job.
- An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist
to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
An epitaph for Blanc, Mel
"That's All folks"
- Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.
Life is not a spectacle or a feast, it's a predicament
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