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This is a feminist bookstore.  There is no humor section.
                                                    --John Callahan


I am very fond of truth, but not at all of martyrdom. 

                                                    -- Voltaire


The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make
   them unsafe.
   -- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia


"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a
   guy like Norman Einstein."
   - Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann


Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.

                                       - - - Miles Kington


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