Today's quotes [5.19.09]
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This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section.
I am very fond of truth, but not at all of martyrdom.
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a
guy like Norman Einstein."
- Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann
Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.
- - - Miles Kington
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