Today's quotes [5.18.09]

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A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.

     - Lazarus Long 

Lisa:  Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy? 
Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart.  If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed. 
   -- Always have a backup plan, ``Homer the Heretic'' 

"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." 
 -- Ashleigh Brilliant 

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

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