Today's quotes [5.17.09]
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A good question is never answered. It is not a bolt to be tightened
into place but a seed to be planted and to bear more seed toward the
hope of greening the landscape of idea. The difference between a seed
and an inert speck can be hard to see, but only one of them will grow
and return itself in kind and be multiplied.
- John Ciardi
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
-- George Bernard Shaw
(speaking of his family's habit of laughing over his father's drunken
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
Medicine reports that it has already happened.
A new-born baby laughing like crazy, its hands full of pills.
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