Today's quotes [5.15.09]
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"He's so unhip that
When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas,
Whoever he was.
The man ain't got no culture,"
Paul Simon, "A Simple Desultory Philippic
"Kent put his name on his license plate."
"My mother does the same thing with my underware."
"Your mother puts license plates in your underware?"
--Chris to Mitch in 'Real Genuis'
If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is
a conservative who's been arrested.
They'll piss on your foot and tell you its raining!
"Send lawyers, guns, and money - the shit has hit the fan"
- W. Zevon
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