Today's quotes [5.14.09]
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"Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before."
If you think the way to a man's heart is through
his stomach, you're aiming too high.
The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.
Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.
He probably lies about other things too.
"Yep, [My 21st is] only 3 years away, but I'm not going to have a party."
"Because I'm going to be dead by then."
-- Kathleen, Braden Smith, Kathleen
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