Today's quotes [5.13.09]

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"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest
proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which
happen from time to time." 

     - Edward P. Tryon 

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary. 

     - Thomas Paine 

Last words of
Aretino, Pietro (1492-1556)
          "Now I'm oiled.  Keep me from the rats."

Mary Hemingway: 
     "Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a
couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train 
yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything."

"Upon the upland road
 Ride easy, stranger:
 Surrender to the sky
 Your heart of anger."
  - James K. Baxter
    "High Country Weather"

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