Today's quotes [5.13.09]
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"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest
proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which
happen from time to time."
- Edward P. Tryon
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary.
- Thomas Paine
Last words of
Aretino, Pietro (1492-1556)
"Now I'm oiled. Keep me from the rats."
"Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a
couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train
yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything."
"Upon the upland road
Ride easy, stranger:
Surrender to the sky
Your heart of anger."
- James K. Baxter
"High Country Weather"
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