Today's quotes [5.12.09]
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If you see that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go
wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will
Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big
crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!" and
flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in.
"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." --
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but
wish we didn't." -- Erica Jong
"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne
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