Today's quotes [5.11.09]
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of
others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
-- Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See
Government is the agency of coercion that has flags in front of its offices.
- Harry Browne
Beer is good food.
- John Goodman
One more drink and I'd be under the host.
Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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