Today's quotes [5.11.09]

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of
others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

    -- Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See

Government is the agency of coercion that has flags in front of its offices. 

     - Harry Browne 

Beer is good food. 

     - John Goodman 

One more drink and I'd be under the host. 

     - Parker 

Clothes make the man.

Naked people have little or no influence on society. 

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