Today's quotes [5.10.09]
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"An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William
Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger." -- Dan Rather
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer
god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other
possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. --Stephen
"... You can at least teach a dingo to fetch. The problem is, it can take
years to teach it the difference between a baby and a stick."
-- Kerry Cue (in "The Advertiser", 13/10/1997)
After finding no qualified candidates for the position
of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to
announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools,
Barrington, Rhode Island
The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.
-- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being
hit on the head by a ball in the
1934 World Series
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