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Amputation with a blunt instrument is seldom pleasant.


- At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the
   number of pens that person is carrying.


"If y'all can hold it in one
 hand, I ain't the least bit interested."


- You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.


- No one gets sick on Wednesdays.


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