Today's poems [5.23.09]
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There was an old woman'
who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children
that her cunt fell off!!
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
There once was a woman from Niczes
Whose breasts were two different sizes
One it was small
It was nothing at all
The other was large and won prizes
Sent by karen
A cowhand way out in Seattle
Had a dooflicker flat as a paddle.
He said, "No, I can't fuck
A lamb or a duck,
But golly! it just fits the cattle."
There once was a man from St. Pauls
Who used to perform in the halls.
His favorite trick
Was to stand on his prick
And roll off the stage on his balls.
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