Today's jokes [5.5.09]
Vote for the joke that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes.
Also, links to joke categories and "Send to Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your joke reading.
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each
other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to
date. The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc.,
and finally gets around to their sex lives. Sue says, "It's OK. We get it
on every week or so, but it's no big adventure; how's yours?" Sally
replies, "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M." Sue is aghast.
"Really, Sally, I never would have quessed that you would go for that!!"
Oh, sure," says Sally, "He Snores while I Masturbate."
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.
Sent by Annette
Two truck drivers arrive in front of a tunnel. The sign says MAXIMUM
HEIGHT 3 METERS. The first driver measures his truck and says, "Damn...3
The second one looks furtively around and says, "No police, anywhere. We
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president
had finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back
of his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way.
"And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded his wife,
when the wayward husband finally arrived home.
"Down at the office," he replied, "working like a dog."
Q: What's a real mate?
A: Someone who'll go into town, get two head jobs and gives you one
….when he returns.
By voting you are helping select today's best joke. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best jokes to send in our daily best humor mailing.
Today's StoriesToday's PoemsToday's QuotesToday's Funny Pic
S M T W Th F St
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30