Today's jokes [5.10.09]
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Age HOUSE PET
17 Muffy the cat
25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat
48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat
66 Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs
Muffy the Cat
What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?
They drowned in Spring Training.
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on
him. He asked if they
wanted to come over to his house later. They agreed to come over at
after they went home
and got ready. Charlie had a friend who worked in a drugstore, so he
went to see him. He
asked his friend if he had anything that would keep him hard all night
long. The man
laughed and handed him a bottle of pills instructing him not to take
more than one. Once at
home, Charlie figured with three women he should take three pills, so
he gulped them
down. The next day Charlie showed up at the drugstore to see his
friend. Asking for some
liniment, he showed him his dick which was ripped to shreds. In
disbelief, his friend asked
if he was sure that he wanted to put liniment on his dick. Charlie
replied "No,I need it for
my arms the women never showed up!"
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered
around him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room.
Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "That's it, one last time
before I die I must have some of your delicious chopped liver."
Sam's wife looked at him sadly and said, "Sorry Sam, it's for after."
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips.....
Sent by deadcatz
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